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Here’s something worth sharing! Snagged this from Little Peanut.

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his h ands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
Rebecca- age 8
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“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
Billy - age 4
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Manny “PacMan” Pacquaio for President?

Why not, coconut? We’ve had an actor as president, why not a world champ boxer this time? LOL! Smile muna tayo. Ang gulo na kasi sa Pinas. Umaarangkada na naman ang cha2x ni Gloria. Tsk!

~ Stomach-bluffing joke, take time to read and have a good laugh!

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: ‘Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.’ Read more… »

Tired of waiting for your Romeo? Well, stop worrying because…

someday your prince charming will come … he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions… Hehe!

P.S. I’m giving away a special gift to one of my top commentators this month so don’t forget to leave a comment or two! *winks*

I got this forwarded email from hubby this afternoon and I just have to share this with you. It’s so funny and although the title has a little tinge of “double meaning” trust me, there is not one dirty word in it so read on…

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon’

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’

‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you’

‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’

‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’. After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’

‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there’ Read more… »

This is really funny! Read on…

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooooo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. so does she.

LOL! Hop on my other blogs for more laughs!

Para sa akong mga bisdak na higala…

TITSER: Pedro, 1+3?
PEDRO: 4 mam!
TITSER: Very gud! ikaw Juan 33×61?
JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisud na gani ako dayun ang pangutan-on. Pabor pabor. Abseni nalang ko oi!

Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.

Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy kaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.

Bwahahaha! Sigi oi, matulog nako. Unta nalingaw mo.